无所谓，我不会出被窝

无所谓，我不会出被窝

牛魔王一掌劈开了一座山说：看我牛逼不？

孙悟空：不看，谁要看你那玩意儿。[奸笑]

爷爷在医院取药，护士小姐姐说：药效24小时。

爷爷回家一直笑，孙子问：手脚冰凉爷爷，你怎么一直笑啊？

爷爷笑答：护士小姐姐说“要笑”24小时。

诸葛亮：风，你向西刮。

风：你才像西瓜。

孙子：奶奶，他们骂我是傻孩子。

奶奶：傻小子，你怎么华为文件管理器可小学硬笔书法教案能是傻孩子呢？

英文版

The Bull Demon King split a mountain in one hand and said: do you think I'm "powerful"?

Monkey King: No, 脚趾有痣no o平鼻ne wants to see your stuff.

When my grandfather was taking medicine in the hos小的近义词pital, the nurse said: the effect is 24 hours.

Grandfather has been smiling since he came home. Grandson asked: grandfather,孟佩杰的事迹 why are you laughing all the time?

Grandfa学校宣传片脚本ther smile answer: nurse sister said "to laugh" 24 hours.

Zhuge Liang: wind, you blow石菲 to the West.

Feng: you are like a watermelon.

Grandson: grandm厚黑学a, they call me a silly child.

Grandma: silly boy, how can you be a silly child?